35+ funny merry Christmas text messages Quotes 2020

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merry Christmas wishes text 2020

I hope your smiles will just be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!

You are allowed to have an awesome Christmas as long as I have my presents waiting at my doorstep. Have a great time!

Some people have a great year in life and some years have bad people in them. Feeling sorry yet? Just kidding. May your Christmas be full of fun!

You know your life sucks when you have to wait the entire year for Santa to bring you some presents because apparently, no one care to give you a present.

The reason why everyone makes wishes every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas!

merry Christmas paragraph to best friend

The most joyful holiday season is coming to town! I want to make sure that my best friend is having fun and waiting for some amazing presents. I wish you to spend this Christmas with your loved ones and feel happy with every cell of your body. 

Friendship has always been the most important thing to me. I’m so glad that I can spend this holiday season with the most loving, supportive, and understanding friend in the whole world. Wishing you the most joyful Christmas. 

Dear friend! I’m so blessed to have you in my life. Each and every year is filled with joy because of your presence in my life. I’m wishing you a very merry Christmas and looking forward to seeing you again as soon as possible!

A season for giving and sharing is what Christmas is all about.
You shared your life with me all throughout the year.
I thank you for that.
Merry Christmas!

thank you my friend merry Christmas

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This Christmas card is packed full of virus-free hugs and kisses just for you! We hope you have a very Merry Christmas and that we can see you again soon. Until then, cheers to you from afar for your good health and happiness!

We wish you a very happy Christmas and holiday season. We know that this past year has been very difficult for you, and we pray that the coming year brings more certain times for your family. Sending all our love and good wishes for better days ahead.

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow for your lovely family, just as our childhood memories of Holidays past are such happy recollections now. Wishing you lots of love, joy, and happiness. Merry Christmas!

merry Christmas best friend funny

What have you wished for this Christmas? As for me, I wished our friendship to last forever! Merry Christmas!

‘Tis the season to wish one another joy and love and peace. These are my wishes for you, Merry Christmas dear friend, may you feel the love this special day.

You better not shout, you better not pout, You should be nice, you should stay wise because Santa is coming to see you! Merry Christmas!

Having you as my friend makes me feel as if it is Christmas every day. The warmth and comfort that comes with this season remind me of you.

funny things to write in your girlfriends Christmas card

A classic Christmas joke here. Have I got you a gift? Haven’t I? It doesn’t matter if you got them a present. Look how hilarious I am? Laughter is your Christmas gift. Deal with it (you may actually want to give this card with a gift).

Handbag. Watch. Pony. Insert your biggest Christmas wishes as you see fit. Reiterate that must-have at the top of your Christmas list. It’s what Mariah would have wanted.

Okay, so we borrowed this one. Thank you legendary actress and stand-up, Phyllis Diller but we’re taking the credit and running with it.